The Seventh McNugget

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07 October 2005

Letter To Mr. Corvette Driver On PA Turnpike This Morning

Dear Mr. Douchebag,

Sometimes other drivers make us angry. That's ok, because it happens to all of us. Sometimes, we react to getting angry... and depending on how we handle it, that's ok too.

But then sometimes we do stupid crap and put other people in danger. That's not ok... but that's what you did this morning. You might not even realize it, but I'm here to inform you that you're a freakin prick.

I'm not sure what that semi truck did to make you mad. Maybe you're anger was legit. But you slamming your brakes on right in front of him probably isn't the best solution. First of all, he's bigger than you. Second of all, he's probably gonna have to swerve quickly to avoid hitting you... and we all (at least most of us - maybe not you) know that big trucks aren't the best at swerving quickly. Furthermore, once you cause him to swerve quickly, it's probably not a good idea to further complicate the situation by steering over in front of the truck AFTER he already swerved once to avoid hitting you.

You see, you did all those things this morning because your panties were in a bunch. I'm guessing that you saw the truck careen wildly and nearly jackknife, as a result of your actions, in your mirror.... but I'm also guessing that you probably did not see the car that was run off the right side of the road nor the family that missed by an inch of getting pinned between the out-of-control semi and the wall.... all this at about 75 mph.

That, Mr. Corvette man, makes you a jack-off. Endangering the lives of multiple people just trying to make their way... who have nothing to do with your little tizzy with some trucker.

Next time, may I suggest flipping the bird, cursing out your window, or writing down the phone number on the back of truck... and avoid doing stupid crap that nearly gets innocent people hurt. Better yet, why don't you drive your pretty little Corvette to some remote part of Iceland and never come back.

Oh, and the guy who almost got pinned by the truck.... he was the guy who flipped you off a mile down the road.... and he had my full support and my respect for handling his anger in a reasonable manner.

Sincerely,

The green Explorer who, previous to all this, you tailgated for 5 minutes.

7 Comments:

At 8:44 AM, Blogger Manchild said...

How do the spammers hit you so quickly?

 
At 8:57 AM, Blogger The K Man said...

Just to validate MC's comment, there was a spam comment first, but I deleted it.

I have no idea MC. They must be swimming around out there like sharks. It's so dumb. Anyone who clicks on those links is an idiot. Who knows where it's gonna take you or what it's gonna DL onto your computer!?!

I followed your advice to use the word-validation thing, but some people didn't like doing that every time. Blogger.com needs to find some way of preventing these spammers.

 
At 10:13 AM, Blogger Larakin said...

Ahh Corvette drivers... my favorite sub-level of humanity and intelegence!

 
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At 10:20 AM, Blogger The K Man said...

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