The Seventh McNugget

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21 September 2005

Quotes O' The Day 2

"I'm watching and I'm especially waiting."

"I open the television..."


"Der watching helicopsters fly over der heads."

"TAKE A KAYAK! Go into those walls!"

"BIG GUNS! What's that?!"

All these gems courtesy of Celine Dion in a 2-minute span! BRILLIANT!!!


At 9:05 AM, Blogger The K Man said...

Ok ok... she's emotional and female (a combination lethal for logic).. but how exactly is a kayak a better rescue option than a helicopter??

If you listen to her statement, it appears that she's upset that the helicopters are only able to rescue two people at a time... so her solution is to "get a kayak". Ok, most kayaks are single-person. Even the tandem ones could only carry one other person (besides the pilot of the boat). And how long would it take to paddle across the entire city to somewhere safe to drop the people off??? And then paddle back!!!!

Umm, thanks for the suggestion, Celine, but I think the helicopsters are a better choice this time.

By the way, could you do a quick "My Heart Will Go On" rendition since that's all you're good for? Thanks. Oh... and make it the version with the Titanic clips mixed in.... that one is especially annoying. And leave the logistics of large-scale rescue to the pros.

At 10:01 AM, Blogger Manchild said...

To the PROS???

You mean that clusterfuck was the product of professionals?

Man o man, if true, then your country is well and truly fucked.

At 10:14 AM, Blogger Kate said...

You mean that clusterfuck was the product of professionals?
Correct me if I'm wrong (and I could be), but my impression was that despite all the chaos down there, the Coast Guard actually did its job pretty well (when they weren't standing at attention behind Bush).


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