The Seventh McNugget

We all can't be one of the Six.

01 August 2005

Stan's Baby

Stan's gonna be a dad!!!

Ok, I know I'm a little late on the announcement, but it's just so daggum exciting and cool that I had to say it on my NEW blog, so in the retardedly-tiny chance that someone might end up HERE by clicking "next blog", they would know!!!

It is a very cool thing to expect a kid. You are just dying to know what he or she looks like. Of course, we fully expect Illy to have Stan's hairline. But it will be ok, because she'll keep her hair short like Stan does and it will look cool like Stan's. And if Illy is riding her Big-Wheel and Yasmin yells "Dyke on a bike!!", then I will have to explain to Yasmin that Illy like boys just like Yasmin does.... except Yasmin only likes one boy... and that's Jimmy from church. Jimmy is awesome. Jimmy is 1/2 Asian and 1/2 white and 100% Asian!! They must have some powerful genes, them Asian-types. Jimmy's dad is the whitest dude ever and looks like he must have either adopted or kidnapped Jimmy. It's hilarious. But Jimmy will be my son-in-law someday, so I better be nice to the family.

And somehow in about 150 words, I went from Stan's baby to Asians. Maybe Stan's baby will be Asian...? Illychiwu Chang S.

(gong sound)


At 9:11 AM, Blogger Stan said...


"Stupid! You're so stupiiiid!"
*Gong sound*


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