The Seventh McNugget

We all can't be one of the Six.

02 August 2005

My Tummy is Gurgling!

BrrRRRaaaaaAAAAAoooOOOOooWWWwww...... My stomach is churning so loudly right now that my co-workers can actually hear it! Yeah, that's what we say... until you start to think about it some more....

Your stomach is up under your heart... about mid-chest. Not down at your gut. So, in reality, my "tummy gurgling" is really just future farts working through the maze of large intestine aka MY COLON.

Ok, that's just friggin nasty. Not cute. Embarrassing. The last thing I need is for my co-workers to be thinking about what's going on in there!!!


At 7:50 AM, Blogger Stan said...

Yep, it's like the Indy 500 in your body. Except the cars are smaller. And they're all brown. And you're the driver of them all, but they really don't ahve a driver since you can't control them. The difference is that you really don't look forward to when they crash.


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